dentist: *shoots you* you’re bleeding b/c you dont floss

(via hi)

3 hours ago // 531,278 notes


raise your hand if you’re a lil bit of an asshole

(Source: cokeproblem, via kkknellyyy)

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Add me on Facebook <3

I’m nice if you are nice x

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"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via tr-aitorous)

7 hours ago // 173,935 notes


there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

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17 hours ago // 766,027 notes
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